Ramblings of a CM

Ramblings of a CM

I am going to DESTROY you. That family lost a son! These are children, you sick sons of bitches! Kids experimenting. And you’re exploiting them. That makes you child pornographers. Kiddie porn starring your very own flesh and blood. I’ll manufacture [evidence]. I’ll pay eyewitnesses. I’ll plant stories. I’ll do anything and everything to assassinate what little character you have and I won’t give it a second thought because you two are the absolute WORST kind of people! The kind who have everything but still want more.

I have the head of every news organization on speed dial and they will run the hell out of the story of the rich parents who sent their son to have sex with the President’s daughter just so they could blackmail the White House and in the blink of an eye, everyone you now consider a friend will erase you from their memory. And every family in America will hate you. FOREVER. Forget about ever leaving your house again because they will know our faces because I will make sure that they are etched into the American memory. Because that is what I do. And there is no one better in the entire world at it than I am.

Olivia Pope-Scandal “Like Father, Like Daughter”

YES! This is everything I’ve been waiting for…

MPGiS Season 4 Teaser—-IT IS HERE!!!

jenniferdoingdisney:

That one time that we ran into magic bands when we were dressed as fastpasses at Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party


West Side Story: Disney Edition
jenniferdoingdisney:

That one time that we ran into magic bands when we were dressed as fastpasses at Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party


West Side Story: Disney Edition
Me, every day.
Me, every day.
Me, every day.
Me, every day.
Me, every day.
Me, every day.

Me, every day.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Something is very wrong with this picture.

Something is very wrong with this picture.

‘Frozen’ Attraction Coming to Epcot « Disney Parks Blog

andrew-jason:

xslowyourheartx:

epcotcenter:

It’s official.

R.I.P. Maelstrom.

And this is where I draw the line. Good job Disney, way to screw up.

Not just Maelstrom, but the entire Norway pavilion.
The Norway pavilion needed an update, not a complete cultural gutting… next England will be replaced with Neverland, Germany with Tangled, etc…

World Showcase was designed and built with the purpose of putting forward a message of human unity and culture… now Disney is teaching us that money and corporate image will always be more important.

Except for all those Guests who say “OMG Epcot is so boring! I don’t want to learn on vacation!”

Let’s face it, we need to keep things fresh to keep people coming in. This may help revitalize Epcot!

(via disneydreamscometrue)

My favorite captions from TV.com’s photo recap of “Smoke and Mirrors” (5 of 5)
My favorite captions from TV.com’s photo recap of “Smoke and Mirrors” (5 of 5)
My favorite captions from TV.com’s photo recap of “Smoke and Mirrors” (5 of 5)
My favorite captions from TV.com’s photo recap of “Smoke and Mirrors” (5 of 5)
My favorite captions from TV.com’s photo recap of “Smoke and Mirrors” (5 of 5)
My favorite captions from TV.com’s photo recap of “Smoke and Mirrors” (5 of 5)
My favorite captions from TV.com’s photo recap of “Smoke and Mirrors” (5 of 5)
My favorite captions from TV.com’s photo recap of “Smoke and Mirrors” (5 of 5)
My favorite captions from TV.com’s photo recap of “Smoke and Mirrors” (5 of 5)
My favorite captions from TV.com’s photo recap of “Smoke and Mirrors” (5 of 5)

My favorite captions from TV.com’s photo recap of “Smoke and Mirrors” (5 of 5)